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Absurd News

Real news stories that are too ridiculous to be true, but absolutely are!

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Small Town Elects Golden Retriever as Mayor (And He's Doing Great)

A golden retriever named Mr. Fluffington is officially the mayor of Silly Creek, Colorado—and polls show 94% approval rating.

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Man Discovers Living in Library Is Actually Free Housing (Libraries Hate This)

Marcus has found a loophole and has successfully lived in a public library for 14 months without anyone noticing.

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Pizzeria Opens Inside Active Volcano, Somehow Does Well

A restaurant entrepreneur's idea to open a pizza place inside a volcano is impractical and also incredibly successful.

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Company Bans Meetings, Makes Employees PowerPoint Everything

TechBrains Corp decided meetings were inefficient, so now 47 people PowerPoint their thoughts instead.

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Man Spends 8 Months Teaching Squirrel to Dunk Basketballs

Harold believed that if he could teach a squirrel to dunk, anything was possible. He was right about the second part.

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