What Happened
A gray tabby named Biscuit has been placed under what the family is calling “light account supervision” after repeated smart doorbell alerts coincided with mystery packages of salmon snacks arriving on the porch.
The trouble reportedly began when Biscuit noticed that pawing the doorbell button made humans rush over. Within a week, the cat had trained everyone to check the porch, praise his initiative, and eventually open boxes he sat on with suspicious confidence. The family says the subscription page was still logged in on a tablet, but Biscuit has declined all interview requests by staring directly at a cabinet.
Why This Matters
Pet enrichment is healthy. Pet e-commerce is where society needs firmer boundaries, especially when the customer sleeps in laundry and pays exclusively in hair.
Deeper Context
The password has been changed, the tablet has been moved, and Biscuit has returned to ringing the doorbell for manual service. Experts call this “normal cat behavior,” which is not comforting.