WEIRD PETS
Pet Raccoon Learns Family's Pizza POS System, Starts Offering Midnight Discounts
A raccoon named Bandit allegedly memorized the touchscreen at his owners' pizza shop and triggered a wave of suspiciously cheap late-night orders.
What Happened
Employees at Slice Palace in Akron, Ohio thought someone was quietly sabotaging the register after a string of 1:07 a.m. orders came through with 90% discounts and extra anchovies. Security footage revealed the culprit was Bandit, the owner's pet raccoon, tapping the touchscreen with eerie confidence while sitting on a stack of soda boxes.
The family says Bandit has spent months watching staff enter orders from his favorite perch behind the counter. At some point he apparently learned that the big green button makes things happen and the coupon menu makes customers very emotional.
Why This Matters
It is hard enough to run a small business without an unauthorized raccoon launching surprise promo campaigns. Still, locals now love Bandit and several customers are asking whether he can manage their loyalty accounts too.
Deeper Context
The pizza shop has leaned into the chaos by creating a limited "Bandit Special" and moving the discount screen farther away from tiny grabby paws. The raccoon remains employed in an unofficial observational role.